Terms of Service

Terms of Service – GRANDMA BEAUTY

Welcome to Grandma’s house. By staying, you agree to her rules — and some boring legal ones.

1. Overview

This website is operated by GRANDMA BEAUTY.
Throughout the site, the terms “we”, “us” and “our” refer to Grandma Beauty.

By accessing or purchasing from our store, you agree to be bound by the following Terms of Service. If you don’t agree — you are free to go. But you’ll miss out on the glow.

2. Use of Our Site

You may not use our products or content for any illegal, unauthorized, or shady purposes.

Violation of these Terms may result in immediate suspension.
Grandma doesn’t play.

3. Accuracy of Information

We try our best, but sometimes there may be typos, pricing errors, or outdated info.
We reserve the right to correct errors at any time — even after an order is submitted.

4. Product Availability & Pricing

All prices are subject to change. We may:

  • Limit quantities

  • Discontinue products

  • Refuse suspicious orders

If anything changes, we’ll notify you faster than Grandma burns her cookies.

5. Billing & Account Info

You agree to provide accurate, up-to-date billing and shipping info.
Fraud or chargeback games = instant void and spiritual disappointment.

6. Shipping & Returns

Shipping and return policies are part of these Terms. Please read them:

They’re legally binding — and lightly passive-aggressive.
Return window is 14 days for eligible products. Full conditions outlined on the linked pages.

7. Third-Party Tools & Links

We use external tools (Google, Meta, analytics, etc.) “as is”.
External links may lead to places Grandma doesn’t supervise. Browse at your own risk.

8. User Comments & Submissions

Any ideas, reviews, or memes sent to us may be used freely.
No royalties. No complaints. But no spam, no hate speech, no cursed vibes.

9. Prohibited Uses

Don’t use our site to:

  • Break laws

  • Harass people

  • Interfere with systems

  • Pretend to be someone else (unless it’s Halloween)

Violators will be banned and cursed with dry skin.

10. Disclaimer of Warranties

We make no promises that our products will:

  • Make your ex cry

  • Solve existential dread

  • Or reverse aging (unless you’re emotionally ready)

Everything is provided “as is” and “as available”.

11. Limitation of Liability

We’re not responsible for:

  • Direct or indirect damages

  • Poor skincare choices

  • Orders placed in retrograde

Use this site at your own risk. Seriously.

12. Governing Law

These Terms are governed by the applicable laws of the country in which our company is registered.
All disputes will be resolved with grace, dignity, and possibly cookies.

13. Contact Information

For any questions about these Terms:
📩 Email: contactgrandmabeauty@gmail.com
📬 We respond in 24–48 hours. Grandma checks inbox daily (unless napping).